So this is a different type of post because I need to share this craziness.

So I need a lot of money for the adventures I am going on in the summer and I am not working as much so then a silver lining appeared in my Instagram dms in the form of a creepy guy. He asked if I wanted to be his sugar daddy and he could pay me 200 every week. Obviously I had my doubts because I am not trying to get murdered. So I asked him a lot of questions about himself and determined that he isn’t terrible or scary, just a lonely rich weirdo.

So we are going to meet up on Tuesday at Starbucks, but in case he tries to kidnap me, I’m going to bring my two friends and that are going to sit at another table. They will pretend they don’t know me. This is just a precautious so I don’t get murdered. But I really do not want to have sex with him, I just need the money desperately.